Wednesday, December 7, 2011

The duality prez

Is Obama president of OWS or president of Wall Street? Let’s follow the money, that time worn compass of truth, justice, and the Marecun way. Obama’s largest contributor was Wall Street in the last election, Obama has overseen the largest transfer of wealth to the already wealthy. I’d say, despite his rousing speech, Obama is still president of Wall Street. I’ll say this regarding “The One”, he is slicker than slick.

Apparently Obama or one of his staff actually heard about OWS echoing up to Mount Olympus and a new opportunity was seen and adroitly latched onto as a lever to secure another four historic years as the first White Black Man to be president of Marricuh.

Predictably, for Maarcuns, the wars which aren’t really wars have passed into passé as Maarcuns leave the fabled and never defined region of middle class. Obama has taken the “Oh you poor dears, look at what those mean repooblicans hath done upon your pates” routine as a means to a means. As that fateful and most important election ever looms nearer Obama has been scrambling to find meaning in life to save his political life and OWS has neatly provided it. His other saving grace has been delivered unto Obama in the form of the nuttiest replooblikan candidates ever. Some of these repo-publicans pledge their allegiance to Israel whose importance to average Maarkuns has always been exaggerated while others just make funny faces while inventing history as their whims allow. All this be good fer Saint Oreblama.

For the rest of the world we see the results of Obama’s wars that are not wars from Libya to Afghanistan. In a local yokel talk and comment site one army wife woman sez that the occupiers should “occupy this city” accompanied by a picture of Maricuh’s finest camped out in Afghanerstand. It was difficult for yours truly not to laugh. She saw OWS as the enemy while the wars wuz our friend. The military is noble as they rape fourteen year old girls and shoot seven year olds in the head. Of course, neither she nor the OWS gives a shit about any of this but never mind folks, for the majority is always right. We have reached that point where reality is fantasy and fantasy is reality in a kaleidoscope of rumpled thought patterns.