Bill Clinton was often called the first Black man to be president and though Cain who promised to be the first Black Bill Clinton to be president Barack Obama isn’t the first White man to be president.
Iran has shot down its first American drone and thus presents us with the conundrum of having a live but dead pilot who after emerging from whatever benighted and dark hole he or she lived in to come to his or her own funeral!
MacDonald’s, anxious to cash in on OWS is introducing its own OWS burger which causes the consumer to pass air repeatedly after eating it.
While in Afghanistan the new morality is to insist that a rape victim must marry the rapist in order that she be forgiven for being raped this holds the promise that many American soldiers will return with an Afghan wife.
Faithful Democrats though unhappy with Obama have forgiven all since Obama has now passed legislation requiring all American cars made in China to be five percent more fuel efficient by 2025.
After the congressional passing of legislation that allows the military to arrest American citizens that have taken up with terrorist groups the military is expanding their jails around the country in anticipation of a large turnout in the upcoming presidential elections.
